Roast Mail · Est. This Year
Reserved for Roasting

Someone You Know
Deserves a Roast.

Personalized roasts, hand-written and hand-drawn — published on our site and emailed straight to you. Because love is savage.

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The Process

How It Works

1

Tell us who they are

Name, relationship, and a few facts we can use against them.

2

Pick your spice level

Mild, Medium, or Nuclear — you set the heat.

3

We write it, draw it, publish it

Your roast goes up on our site and lands in your inbox within 24 hours.

Set The Heat

Spice-O-Meter

MildMediumNuclear

Currently set to: MEDIUM

The Order Ticket

Fill It Out

Roasts start at $4.99 · Emailed to you · No account needed